G Outside the carollers Em start to sing I can't describe the joy C they bring cause joy is something they don't D G Em bring me My girlfriend is by my side from the roof are hanging sicles C of ice they're whiny voices get D C G irritating It's Christmas time again G So I stand with a Em dead smile on my face wondering how much of my C D time they'll waste oh god i hate satan's helpers G Em And then I guess I must've snapped cause I grabbed the baseball C bat and made them D all run for shelter Chorus: G D It's Christmas time again Em It's time to be nice to the C G D people you can't stand all year Em C I'm growing tired of all G this Christmas cheer D Em You people scare me please C G stay away from my home D Em If you don't wanna get beat down just C D leave the presents and then leave me alone G Well I guess it's not cool to freak Em on Christmas Eve cause the cops came and C arrested me they had D unfair advantage G And even though the jail Em didn't have a tree Christmas C came a night early cause a guy name Bubba unrapped D my package hot damn!!! Chorus G Am Em I won't be home I won't C be home for Christmas G Am Em I won't be home I won't C be home for Christmas (Please post my bail) G Am Em I won't be home I won't C be home for Christmas (Please post my bail) G Am Em I won't be home I won't C be home for Christmas (Please post my bail) G Am Em I won't be home I won't C be home for Christmas (Please post my bail) G Am Em I won't be home I won't C G be home for Christmas | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Chords fingeringsAm C D Em G |