D Bm Passively one day as the A G sun rose out of it's house D Bm So did this little old guy as A G he whistled out of his mouth D Bm And happily and gay Well A G I guess not exactly that D Bm Because he found a special girl A G That put him in a special trance Chorus: D G He fell in love so quickly D Bm A D What the hell was he to expect Bm That the girl under his A G arm wasn't the same D G D As any other girl That he Bm A D had thought that he once met A G I guess you could only blame fate Things started getting weird as they started to kiss She often felt his beard and remembered how her father she missed And then quietly one day He sang a song from deep within his heart Causing some indigestion He finished with a great big fart and Chorus: She knew at that one moment That song was something she heard before So she asked him to do that again Then out the door they hurried She was gonna find out for sure So she analyzed his rear end D She said When I was a little Bm A G girl my dad left my mom D Bm He used to always fart and A G sing this special song D Bm Now I wasn't quite so sure A G until your pants did fall D Bm Cause now I know that you're my A G dad because you use ben wah balls D I said a wah wah wah-wah-wah Bm A G Wah wah-wah-wah wah D Bm ben wha balls wah wah wah-wah-wah A G Wah wah-wah-wah wah ben wah balls | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Chords fingeringsA Bm D G |