blink-182 - Happy Holidays, You Bastard: chords

               B
It's Christmas Eve and I've
              F#
only wrapped two fucking presents
          B
Christmas Eve and I've only
         F#
wrapped two fucking presents
      G#m
And I hate hate hate your guts
   E
I hate hate hate your guts
    B           F#           E
And I'll never talk to you again

Chorus:
Unless your dad will suck me off
B           F#           E
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
B           F#           E
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
B           F#           E
I'll never talk to you again
            F#
I'll never talk to you again

            B
It's Labor day and my Grandpa
         F#
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
       B
Labor day and my grandpa
         F#
just ate seven fucking hotdogs
       G#m
And he shit shit shits his pants
     E
He's always fucking
shitting his pants
    B           F#           E
And I'll never talk to you again

Chorus