A# F Crossed the street Dm Cm Naked at nig ht A# F Dm Bent over to show Cm some moonlight A# F Pulled out some beer Dm Dm and I gulped it down A# F Nude in a gutter is Dm Cm how I was found A# F Thrown in a police car Dm Cm and the door slammed A# F No noise just silence Dm as I screamed my Cm A# dick was jammed F Dm Now in prison for one Cm month no one to A# F see All I got is Dm Cm this guy Ben Dover Chorus: A# F Don't like hesh don't like rap Kicked ol' Sally cause she's D# F fat I'm a jerk I'm a punk A# Took a shower cause I stunk F Smoked a bong killed a cat D# Had my nuts attacked by rats F Dad got nude I wore a thong For a hobby I make bombs Went to a farm to tip some cows Forgot that I left my pants down Bent over to pick them up Felt a twelve gauge next to my hum-diddy-dum The farmer took me to his house Showed me the closet from the inside out The police came, they took me away Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay Chorus Don't like hesh, don't like rap Kicked old Sally 'cause she's fat I'm a jerk, I'm a punk Took a shower 'cause I stunk Smoked a bong, killed a cat Had my nuts attacked by rats Dad got nude, I wore a thong For a hobby I make bombs | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Chords fingeringsA# Cm D# Dm F |