D G A D You think we look pretty good together You think my shoes are made of leather E D E D But I'm a substitue for another guy I look pretty tall but my heels are high The simple things you see are all complicated E D E D A I look pretty young but I'm just back-dated yeah Chorus: D A G D It's a substitute lies for fact I can see right through your plastic mad I look all white but my dad was black My fine looking suit is really made of sack I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth The North side of my town faced East and the east was facing South And now you dare to look me in the eye Those crocodile tears are what you cry It's a genuine problem you won't try To work it out at all, just pass it by, pass it by Chorus: Substitute me for him Substitute my Coke for gin Substitute you for my Mum At least I'll get my washing done I'm a substitute for another guy I look pretty tall but my heels are high The simple things you see are all complicated I look pretty young but I'm just back dated, yeah I was born with a plastic spoon in my mout The North side of my town faced East and the east was facing South Chorus: Substitute me for him Substitute my Coke for gin Substitute you for my Mum At least I'll get my washing done Substitute your lies for facts I see right through your plastic mac I look all white but my dad was black My brand new suit's really made out of sack | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Chords fingeringsA D E G |