D D# D D# I am not so upset about my horrible self D D# D D# But why don't you go upset yourself C D C D Hey here's the mirror see your stupid face C D C D What a disgrace man and you know it's true Chorus: D Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family F E D# D Everyone's against me D Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family F E D# D Oi-Oi-Oi-Oi Don't stare at me it's freaking me out Look what's happening now it's all your fault You can't do nothing absolutely nothing o.k Why don't you get a hoola hoop And do the cretin hop and Chorus I'm never wrong don't tell me what to do Here's a little curse it's from me to you It's nothing gonna happen nothing ever will You'll be miserable every day your luck will always be bad bad Chorus - x2 | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Chords fingeringsC D D# E F |