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Weezer - Where's My Sex?: chords

Am   G       F         E     G   Am       G  F E G
Mom made my sex, she knitted it with her hands
Sex-making is a family tradition
Going back to the caveman days
They were walking around in a haze
Until they figured it out
And they said 'gosh dang, this is great!'

F
But now I'm like a prehistoric screwball
Dm
Walking round with no sex at all

Chorus:
          Am         G       F             E  G
(I said) Where's my sex? I thought it was here
Am         G        F          E  G
Under the bench but it isn't there
     Am       G        F        E      G
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
     Am      G       F        E  G
I'm running late, I can't be late

   C               G                 Dm                  Am
I can't go out without my sex, it's cold outside and my toes get wet
     C                            G           Dm
And people will think that I'm an alien just cruising in to make a friend

Meg likes to hide it
She says that it gives her a kick
It may be under the rug
Or stuck in a shoe closet
Or tumbling around in the washing machine
She's always trying to get me clean
She adds detergent and Bounce to eliminate static cling

It's going to be another hour or more
Until I am ready to walk out the door, I said

Chorus

I can't go out without my sex
It's cold outside if my toes get wet
And people will think that I'm an alien
Just cruising in to make a friend

A#     D#           A# D#
People can you hear me talking
A#         D#         A#  D#
I know you all are happy, rocking
A#        D#         A#    D#
Could you lend me a dime, pretty please?
A#       D#          A#     D#
Brother, sister, got time? I've got no
A#        D#     A#        D#
Sex on my feet, Sex in my drawer
A#         D#       A#         D#
Sex in my shoes or sex on the floor

Chorus:
Where's my sex? I thought it was here
Under the bench, but it isn't there
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
I'm running late, I can't be late
I can't go out without my sex
It's cold outside if my toes get wet
And people will think that I'm an alien
Just cruising in to make a friend

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