A D So ya thought ya might like to go to the show A To feel the warm thrill of confusion D That space cadet glow A I got some bad news for you sunshine Bm Pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel C#m And they sent us along as a surrogate band E We're gonna find out where you fans really stand Are there any queers in the theatre tonight? Get 'em up against the wall (against the wall) Now there's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me Get him up against the wall (against the...) And that one looks Jewish and that one's a coon Who let all this riff-raff into the room? There's one smoking a joint and another with spots If I had my way I'd have all of ya shot | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Chords fingeringsA C#m D E Bm |