Kacey Musgraves - Pageant Material: chords

        B
There's certain things you're s'posed to know
                                       C#m
When you're a girl who grows up in the south
    B
I try to use my common sense,
                                 C#m
But my foot always ends up in my mouth
       E
And if I had to walk a runway in high
heels in front of the whole town
          D#m
I'd fall down
        E                  F#
And my mama cried when she realized

Chorus:
         B
I ain't pageant material
           G#m
I'm always higher than my hair
                                            E
And it ain't that I don't care about world peace
But I don't see how I can fix it in a swimsuit
      F#
on a stage
          B
I ain't exactly Ms. Congenial
            G#m
Sometimes I talk before I think,
I try to fake it but I can't
            C#m
I'd rather lose for what
   E       F#             B
I am than win for what I ain't

God bless the girls who smile and hug
When they're called out as a runner up on TV
I wish I could, but I just can't
Wear a smile when a smile ain't what I'm feelin'
And who's to say I'm a 9.5
Or a 4.0 if you don't even know me
Life ain't always roses and pantyhose
And...

Chorus

I ain't pageant material
The only crown is in my glass
They won't be handin' me a sash
And that's okay, cause there's no way
You'll ever see me in a swimsuit on a stage
I ain't exactly Ms. Congenial
Sometimes I talk before I think,
I've tried to fake it but I can't
I'd rather lose for what
I am than win for what I ain't
Yeah I'd rather lose for what
I am than win for what I ain't