F If you save yourself for marriage You're a bore Dm If you don't save yourself for marriage You're a horrible person A# If you won't have a drink Then you're a prude Gm But they'll call you a drunk C As soon as you down the first one If you can't lose the weight, then you're just fat But if you lose too much, then you're on crack You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't So, you might as well just do whatever you want Chorus: F Make lots of noise Dm And kiss lots of boys F Or kiss lots of girls Gm C If that's something you're into F When the straight and narrow Dm Gets a little too straight A# Roll up a joint, or don't F Just follow your arrow C F C/E Wherever it points, yeah Dm F Follow your arrow C F Dm F Dm Wherever it points If you don't go to church, you'll go to Hell If you're the first one on the front row, you're a self-righteous son of a Can't win for losin', you'll just disappoint 'em Just 'cause you can't beat 'em, don't mean you should join 'em Chorus F Say what you feel Dm Love who love F 'Cause you just get Dm so many trips around the sun Gm Yeah, you only F Only live once Chorus: So make lots of noise (Hey) Kiss lots of boys (Yeah) Or kiss lots of girls, if that's what you're into When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight Roll up a joint, I would And follow your arrow wherever it points, yeah Follow your arrow wherever it points | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Chords fingeringsA# C Dm E F Gm |