G D G D I'm a Christmas Unicorn, in a uniform made of gold G D With a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, Em A and mistletoe on my nose Oh, I’m a Christian holiday I’m a symbol of original sin I’ve a pagan tree and magical wreath And a bowtie on my chin Oh, I’m a pagan heresy I’m a tragic-al Catholic shrine I’m a little bit shy with a lazy eye And a penchant for sublime Oh, I’m a mystical apostasy I’m a horse with a fantasy twist Though I play all night with my magical kite People say I don’t exist For I make no full apology For the category I reside I’m a mythical mess with a treasury chest I’m a construct of your mind Oh, I’m hysterically American I’ve a credit card on my wrist And I have no home nor field to roam I will curse you with my kiss Oh, I’m a criminal pathology With a history of medical care I’m frantic shopper and a brave pill popper And they say my kind are rare But I’ve seen others in the uniform Of a unicorn just like me We are legions wide and we choose no sides We are masters of mystique For you’re a Christmas unicorn I have seen you on the beat You may dress in the human uniform, child But I know you’re just like me I’m the Christmas Unicorn You’re the Christmas Unicorn too - x2 I’m the Christmas Unicorn (Find the Christmas Unicorn) You’re the Christmas Unicorn too (It’s all right, I love you) I’m the Christmas Unicorn (I’m the Christmas Unicorn) (Find the Christmas Unicorn) You’re the Christmas Unicorn too (You’re the Christmas Unicorn too) (It’s all right, I love you) - x3 I’m the Christmas Unicorn (I’m the Christmas Unicorn) (Find the Christmas Unicorn) (apart, my friend) You’re the Christmas Unicorn too (You’re the Christmas Unicorn too) (It’s all right, I love you) - x2 Love, love will tear us apart, again Love, love will tear us apart, my friend - x4 I’m the Christmas Unicorn (Find the Christmas Unicorn) (Love, love will tear us apart, again) You’re the Christmas Unicorn (It’s all right, I love you) (Love, love will tear us apart, my friend) - x8 | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Chords fingeringsA D Em G |