Stereophonics - Too Many Sandwiches: chords

  D/F#
Shopping spree for the family tree
 G                               D/F#        G
Haven't seen your family tree in quite a while
 D/F#
Too many sandwiches and wine
  G                                  D/F#         G
Sherry stains down your best mans tie, what a speech

The band arrives, the granny's cry
Singers tongue's in the barmaids mouth
What a voice
Grandpa drunk a drop or two
His heads still stuck in the porta-loo
What a man

Chorus:
              A                    D/F#
You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast
     A                    D/F# G          Em
The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight
           A                  D/F#
You got a diamond ring and a man who sings
     A                  D/F#        G          A
The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice
                   D/F# G D G
And that's just tonight

The blue rinsed hairs lift up the chairs
The bands too loud they're off down stairs
What a noise
The bride and groom they dance their dance
And the singer mimes "there's still a chance"
The barmaid smiles

Chorus

You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast
The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight
You got a diamond ring
And the man who sings
The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice

Ha! Grandpa drunk a drop or two
His heads still stuck in the portaloo again!
The bride and groom they dance their dance
The singer mimes "there's still a chance tonight"
And the barmaid smiles