Ricky Montgomery - We Got Married Twice (Interlude): chords

We got married twice, we actually,
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the first time we- well I needed health insurance,
and I was getting nervous because
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You know? So I- and well, he-
he was concerned I didn't have health insurance too
The day we got married though-
he had- he had major,
you know your dad had bad teeth
'cause he grew up in England
So I had taken him for like

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a double root canal with crown work
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And your dad didn't numb up easily,
so they had given like enough-
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Is this like a marriage story?
This is part of the marriage story
Okay, go on
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So anyway, then I brought him home,

because I mean, they have to tranquilizer
him like an elephant because he just didn’t numb up
Well then, he ended up sleeping for a while,
and then he woke up, he says
"Oh my gosh, what time is it?"
And I told him the time, he says,
"We need to go for a ride"
I said, "But- What are you talking about?"
He said, "Please, I just need to go for a ride"
So I loaded your dad into the car, and he said,
"Let's go to the park"
And so we drove up to Griffith Park Observatory
Standing in front of the statue was my friend,
Willy Wipsher, and another friend of ours,
and we got married literally on the spot,
in front of the statue, while your dad was
coming off of his dental medication
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Yeah, so- But I didn't tell anybody, I mean,
I hadn't told-
We didn't tell anybody
But I- you know I got health insurance-