Chorus: D The freakiest show I know Is the show of my own Living my life in and out Of the twilight zone Chorus: C Bust my britches Em Bless my soul D I'm a freak of nature C Walking totem pole Em G Look and see, I think you'll agree A Nobody weird like me Intercourse with a porpoise Is a dream for me Hell-bent on inventing A new species Chorus Riding down the path On the back of a giraffe Me and the giraffe laughed Because I passed some gas Chorus Enchanted as a rabbit That my life is a dream Well, everything is never Just as it seems The freakiest show I know Is the show of my own Living my life in and out Of the twilight zone | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Chords fingeringsA C D Em G |