G Em Thanks, I got it from my very best friend C D Kissed her once in high school and then never again G Em Drugs and money, who's between your covers C D Wouldn't matter to me one way or the other C G When thots and animals storm the capital D B7 Em You'll watch c-span for fun C 'Cause it's a fucking drag G And it's crazy sad D B7 Em But you'll do what's got to be done Chorus: C D Are you really gonna save the world like that? G Em With your tits half out on instagram C D I mean yeah motherfucker, that was always the plan G Em I'm gonna wear this shit to Congress man C G So hop off my dick B7 Em 'cause this whole thing makes me feel sick C G B7 And you're mean to kids, why can't you E just quit picking on them C D Life and liberty, sometimes property, B7 Em the right to try to feel good C D Her heart is pure, the math checks out G so what's the move C D And how could you do this when I learned G my rights from you Here's a little fact, I cry all the time About the state in healthcare and the grand design Sometimes it's sad, sometimes it's bittersweet But it's how you'll know I'm me And now gun control's a fuckin' wicked problem I don't know if anybody knows how to solve it But if I were in Congress and someone shot up a school I'd fucking cry about that too And so my question is to you Chorus: "Are you really gonna save the world this way? Crying like a kid every single day?" Hell yeah, motherfucker, I'm afraid it's true People are in pain, what's wrong with you? So, hop off my dick Your Nixon smile makes me fuckin' sick You should be just as wrecked as I am I'm pretty fuckin' angry that you're not And when thots and animals storm the capital You'll watch C-SPAN for fun ‘Cause it's a fucking drag And it's crazy sad But you’ll do what's got to be done The rules were life and liberty, sometimes property, the right to try to feel good Her heart is pure, the math checks out, so what's the move? And why would you do this when I learned my rights from you? Am C And when soft boys and their succulents G G7 And girls dressed to crack skulls C Am Em Take the capital and render its capital null Am D G E We'll all feel a bit more pumped and a bit less sad Am Paint our shirts D Say we're sorry G And call our dads | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Chords fingeringsAm B7 C D E Em G G7 |