C G/B Am F Toupee or not toupee, that is the question C G/B It refused to stay as it all turned grey, F oh William Shakespeare's receding G hair Am G/B Please excuse the pun, C F "It's hair today, gone tomorrow" F G Fm C So be thankful for what precious locks you have Toupee or not toupee That is the question And by the way I just got to say Thank the Lord I'm not going bald And if I may quip My curls and I Are just like heaven 'Cause rest assured There'll be no parting there But should my head get bare like Friar Tuck (Hard cheese to swallow) It makes me smile 'Cause I know just what I'd do Yeah, if I had more wigs than I knew what to do with I'd open a second hand store And if you ever went bald You'd recall it 'Cause I'd cleverly call it "Rugs From Me To You" | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Chords fingeringsAm B C F Fm G |