E B Got the news just last month F#m That I am exhausting and you're not in love Didn't say it in those words A But I know how your tone works E B You're MIA, running so free F#m Calling your ex, forgetting 'bout me But I know you could never A Yeah, I know you remember A So, I'm feeling and I'm dealing E/G# With the heart you broke C#m While you do press-ups and repress us B And take off her clothes, oh A E/G# I'm hurting but I'm certain it's still true C#m B I'm the best thing that almost happened to you Chorus: E I know I'm obsessed and B Right now, I might be a mess but F#m One day, you're gonna wake up A And, oh shit, you lost the breakup E I'll smile and you'll have to face it B I'm the greatest love that you wasted F#m But, by then, I'll be far away (Uh) A And, oh shit, you lost the breakup But for now, I'm out in the dust Falling apart, oh, is she just like me? Yeah, I reckon You got two types: Country and Western So, I'm feeling and I'm dealing With the heart you broke While you do press-ups and repress us And take off her clothes, oh Here's something if nothing else is true I'm the best thing that almost happened to you Chorus: I know I'm obsessed and Right now, I might be a mess but One day, you're gonna wake up And, oh shit, you lost the breakup I'll smile and you'll have to face it I'm the greatest love that you wasted But, by then, I'll be far away (Uh) And, oh shit, you lost the breakup Oh-oh shit, you lost the breakup C#m You're gonna walk into some underground bar G#m You'll see a pretty little thing catching eyes in the dark B And it's me, I'll see you too, I'll wave A And I'm dancing over to you in the corner and you'll say E "Wow, hey, it's been forever B Do you wanna get a drink, like together?" F#m I say, "I'm kinda busy but Like, stay in touch?" A I think, "Oh shit, I won the breakup" Chorus I'll smile and you'll have to face it I'm the greatest love that you wasted But, by then, I'll be far away (Uh) And, oh shit, you lost the breakup And, oh shit, you lost the breakup | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Chords fingeringsA B C#m E F#m G# G#m |