F A# Nasty Dan was the meanest man I ever knew C7 F He's stomp and scream and be real mean the whole day through A# He'd frown a bunch he ate nails for lunch and he'd never laugh C7 F He'd growl and yell and I heard tell that he never took a bath A# F C7 F Nasty Dan was a nasty man hard to understand that Nasty Dan Now Nasty Dan was a nasty man the whole day long He'd go where he could he'd try real good to make things go wrong He'd jump for joy when a little boy would trip and fall And the only words that he ever said were, "I don't like you at all!" Nasty Dan was a nasty man hard to understand that Nasty Dan Now a real interesting thing that I want you to know about is this here Because it's the most important thing it concerns a girl and things like that Now Nasty Pearl was a nasty girl that met Dan somehow She said you like me rotten as can be let's get married now So they went and they did and had a nasty kid And I must confess that Dan Pretty much leaves everyone alone now And he doesn't bother anybody anymore cause he just lives In his nasty old house with his nasty ol' wife and his nasty ol' kid In nasty happiness Nasty Dan he's a nasty man hard to understand that Nasty Dan | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Chords fingeringsA# C7 F |