A# A Dm Dear Catastrophe Waitress A# C D Dear Catastrophe Waitress C F I'm sorry if you seem to have the Dm C F E Am weight of the world over you A# G# I cherish your smile Cm D# G# Cm There's a word of peace on your lips Gm G# A# Say it, and with tenderness F G A# I'll cherish you F G I'll cherish you A# A Dm Dear Catastrophe Girlfriend A# C D Dear Catastrophe Girlfriend C F I'm sorry if he hit you with a Dm C F E Am full can of Coke; it's no joke A# G# Your face is bleeding Cm D# G# Cm You'll soon be leaving this town Gm G# to the clowns who worship A# F G No one but themselves A# F Bm No one but themselves C I hate feeling this way Bm C Oh I hate feeling this way F A#7 I know that you hate it too F Gm7 E Oh Now that your coffee's going cold F Gm7 E Oh All of the customers look so old F Gm7 A Oh Honey, if I could be so bold A# A Dm Dear Catastrophe Waitress A# C D Dear Catastrophe Waitress C F I'm sorry if the kids hold you in Dm C F cold disregard E Am A I know it's hard A# G# Stick to what you know Cm D# G# Cm You'll blow them all to the wall Gm G# when they realize what A# F G you've been working for A# F G What you've been working for A# F G What you've been working for | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Chords fingeringsA A# A#7 Am Bm C Cm D D# Dm E F G G# Gm Gm7 |