Allister - None Of My Friends Are Punks: chords

B
nooone
We got it we got it
Ok Fuck you!!

B          E           F#
None of my friends are punks
B          E           F#
None of my friends are punks

I don't know
You're tough dude
That was just funny

B            E         F#
None of my friends are punks
B            E         F#
None of my friends are punks
             B
they've got pussy corporate jobs
        E
So ill sit here like a fuck

Hey dude John's
still playing
(im so sorry)

B
None of my
E           F#
friends are punks
B
None of my
E           F#
friends are punks
           B
They could pull
some long shifts
E
whoooo

FUCK
Ready?

B            E          F#
None of my friends are punks
B            E          F#
None of my friends are punks
          B
They all work at corporate jobs
         E
While I sit here like a slob
      B          F#          B
Yeah none of my friends are punks
C#         F#          G#
All of my friends are drunks
C#         F#          G#
All of my friends are drunks
       C#
We go drinking every night
        F#
Looking to get in a fight
      C#        G#          C#
Cause all of my friends are drunks

C#
Yeah thank you
Goodnight
Guess that's a wrap
I kept laughing because
I was thinking it did
sound like you were saying
"none of my friends are drugs"
But then it said "all my
friends are drunks"
that's not funny at all
I don't understand

Chorus:
B            E         F#
None of my friends are punks
B            E         F#
None of my friends are punks
          B
They all work at corporate jobs
         E
While I sit here like a slob
      B          F#          B
Yeah none of my friends are punks

B            E         F#
None of my friends are punks
B            E         F#
None of my friends are punks
      B
They converse with upper class
         E
While I sit here on my ass
      B          F#          B
Yeah none of my friends are punks

C#         F#          G#
All of my friends are drunks
C#         F#          G#
All of my friends are drunks
      C#
We go drinking every night
        F#
Looking to get in a fight
      C#         G#          C#
Cause all of my friends are drunks

C#         F#          G#
All of my friends are drunks
C#         F#          G#
All of my friends are drunks
         C#
And they like to hum along
        F#
While I sing these shitty songs
      C#        G#          C#
cause all of my friends are drunks