Cm D# If two fill-ups is all it costs A# Cm I guess I'll make the drive Cm D# Down past the Texas line A# Cm Make sure he's not alive Cm D# Dumped him off of a river bridge A# Cm in the fall of '84 Cm D# Word got 'round that he climbed out A# Cm of that muddy Red River floor Cm D# Lost my bride to the finest man A# Cm she claims to have ever known Cm D# She got to the parking lot A# Cm his knees were already blown Cm D# Love is such a mighty drug A# Cm a mightier disease Cm D# Bet he misses her floatin' past the barge A# Cm with one eye and crooked teeth A# Cm One eye and crooked teeth A# Cm One eye and crooked teeth A# Cm One eye and crooked teeth Chorus: Cm D# A# Cm Your crooked teeth are floatin' and my lady's restin' fine Cm D# A# Cm Seven miles out of Bismarck next to Bakken Oil lines Cm D# A# Cm I laid her down so softly and so kindly reassured Cm D# A# Cm Love it ain't for tamin', a disease that can't be cured And I'll drive through Colorado on a rocky stretch of road With no one who loves me as far as telephone poles go I wish I was a trusting man, but a trusting man is weak The only thing worth trusting is some brass through crooked teeth Some brass through crooked teeth Some brass through crooked teeth Chorus Lost my bride to the finest man she claims to have ever known When she got to the parking lot his knees were already blown Love is such a mighty drug, a mightier disease Bet he misses her floating past the barge With one eye and crooked teeth | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Chords fingeringsA# Cm D# |