E B/D# She always said if something ever D A Happened to me she would never Am E Fall in love again, uh B What a waste E B/D# We always said we'd go together D A But if I'm just half of her forever Am E This goes out to whoever B Takes my place Chorus: E B/D# She don't give two cents 'bout money D A Likes a little coffee in her honey Am E Let her sleep late as she wants F#m B Home is her favorite restaurant E B/D# Don't you dare come home if you're hammered G# C#m Better watch your mouth and your grammar A She loves babies, hates glitter B You better shave before you kiss her F#m Am And if she ever misses me, please, don't let her She's insecure about her legs, right? Something wrong with her hair, right? Just tell her she's crazy (Crazy) Even though she won't believe you, nah Best advice I can give you, brother Don't ever say she's acting just like her mother Even though she does sometimes (Sometimes) It's gon' be our little secret Chorus: She don't give two sips 'bout money Likes a little coffee in her honey Let her sleep late as she wants Home is her favorite restaurant Don't you dare come home if you're hammered Better watch your mouth and your grammar She loves babies (Loves babies), hates glitter You better shave 'fore you kiss her And if she ever misses me Please, don't let her B/D# Make her feel better C#m Say something funny A Say something 'bout the weather E B/D# Tell her wherever I am, I'm good A And if she thinks she can love again She should, understood? Orchids, that's her favorite flower Don't ever watch The Office without her After church (After church), she gon' talk (She gon' talk) Her favourite season is football Chorus: She don't give two sips 'bout money Likes a little coffee in her honey Let her sleep late as she wants Home is her favorite restaurant Don't you dare come home if you're hammered Better watch your mouth and your grammar She loves babies, hates glitter You better shave 'fore you kiss her And if she ever misses me Please, don't let her | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Chords fingeringsA Am C#m D D# E F#m G# B |