D I got up this morning and did fifty-five press-ups, dad I brushed my teeth since breakfast and I threw away my Playboy, that's bad! G The Ferrari's in the garage and I gave it a wash just for you D But please don't make me come to C A the theatre it's so uncool I'll babysit my cousin and I promise not to tease him, oh no I'll caress his little haircut and do everything to please him, oh I'll watch him like a hawker and in case a fit should seize him But please don't make me come to the theatre, it's so grim G A D Kevin's a model child G A D Always as good as gold G A D Kevin is never wild G A A#m Always does as he's told | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Chords fingeringsA A#m C D G |