The Band - 4% Pantomime: chords

Em              D              G
The management said they were sorry
C                     Bm
For the inconvenience you are suffering
Em              D              G
And Mr. Booking Agent, please have mercy
C                    D
Don't book the jobs so far apart

G
We went up to Griffith Park
C                D
With a fifth of Johnnie Walker red
G
And smashed it on a rock, and wept
C                     D
While the old couple looked on into the dark

Em D C Bm
Oh, Richard,
tell me if it's poker
Oh, Richard,
Em                      G
tell me, who's got the joker, is it poker

Am         Em
Deuces wild, like an only child
G
I'll see what you got. How much is in the pot
Am              Em
You pay the tips and I'll collect the chips
G
It's a full house tonight everybody in town is a loser
           D
Yeah, you bet

The dealer's been dealing me bad hands
From the bottom of the deck, without the slightest blush
And I don't know whether to call or check
But right now I feel like I got a royal flush

And my lady didn't show from 'Frisco
But we had to go on with the show
Everybody got stoned--it was a gas, it was a smash
Everybody got wrecked, checked. Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, Belfast cowboy, lay your cards on the grade
Oh, Belfast cowboy, can you call a spade a spade

Oh, Richard, tell me, is the game poker
I can't understand who the fool is that holds this joker
Is it poker?

Oh, Belfast cowboy, lay your cards down on the table
Oh, Belfast cowboy, do you think you're able