D C#m Bm C#m Uh well, I touched down en route to my connection D C#m Bm A A man in the gift shop called me a fag D C#m Bm C#m I feel like my tucked-up erection D C#m E There's a pressure all over my head D C#m Bm C#m And I know this is how I get paid, but D C#m Bm It's not really how I wanna get laid, so D C#m Bm C#m Hundred forty when I last got weighed D C#m Bm C#m And I'm gonna lose more by Saturday Chorus: Bm7 And they're playing your song on the radio station D E Mugging me off all across the nation Bm7 If you don't eat then you'll never grow D E I should've learned that quite a while ago Bm7 I know it gets hard sometimes D E Making out with people that you don't like Bm7 I know you don't feel alright D E But you look just fine to me Well, I pissed myself on a Texan intersection With George spilling things all over his bag And I took shit for being quiet during the election And maybe that's fair, but I'm a busy guy I get stoned and go where I get paid, but It's not really how babies get made, so I'll take a minute when I think I won't die from stopping Oh, I'm just a busy guy Chorus: And they're playing your song on the radio station Mugging me off all across the nation If you don't shoot, then you'll never know You should've learnt that quite a while ago I know it gets hard sometimes Taking out your shit on the ones you like You know, I didn't feel alright Until you spoke to me F#m G#m A E D E F#m G#m A E D You, I've been waiting for you E F#m G#m A E D My whole life, waiting for you E F#m G#m A E D I've been waiting for you D C#m Bm7 C#m Well, I'm gonna get a condom, but it's for her protection D C#m Bm7 A And maybe I'll get some fun for the night | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Chords fingeringsA C#m D E F#m G#m Bm Bm7 |