Robbie Williams - Swing Both Ways (feat. Rufus Wainwright): chords

                       G
I'm coming out of the sandbox
You'll get covered in dog doo
                       A
I'm gonna get off the sea saw
D                    B
Say goodbye to your mama
Oh yeah, let's get high on some Pop Rock
Pop Rock and Coke
I'll blow your sock off
Teach how to laugh at daddy's dirty jokes

F#
Don't hedge your bets, double down
E
If you want to get ahead in Tinsel Town
D
Turn that smile upside down
D#                       D
Happy people don't have sex

Chorus:
                        G
Now Robbie, everybody swings both ways
          A
From the butchest, the bandits
The fairest, the faggots
                 D
And singers with everything they need
            G          E
Everybody swings both ways
A             D                      G
Face it Robbie, you're a little bit gay
Shall we dance?

I'm getting hot on the pavement
Can you find me some grass?
I have a certain arrangement
Up the Khyber Pass
Oh yeah, let's get high with some fruit cake
Fruit cake and tea
And after I've done her
Well you can do me
Oh, boy

Don't hedge your bets, double down
If you want to get ahead in Tinsel Town
Just follow me you enormous clown
Clever people don't have sex

Chorus:
Now Rufus, everybody swings both ways
The bully, the bigot
The giant, the midget
And singers with everything they need
Everybody swings both ways
Face it Rufus, you're a tad gay
Oh, yeah?
Face it Robbie
Uh huh?
You're a little bit gay