A Someone sing a song To reel 'em in D It's a song that's sung before A And a song you gonna sing again D I mean every word A I don't mean a single one of them Chorus: E G D A Oh Lord, make me pure - but not yet Tell a joke, tell it twice If no one else is laughing then why am I I split my sides both times and laugh until I cry Chorus I don't have to try I just dial it in I've never found a job that for me was worth bothering I got a ton of selfish genes and lazy bones beneath this skin Chorus Smoking kills, sex sells I've got one hand in my pocket But the other one looks cool as hell I know I'm gonna die so my revenge is living well Chorus F C I stopped praying Dm F So I hope this song will do G E I wrote it all for you F C I'm not perfect Dm F but you don't mind that, do you? G E I know you're there to pull me through, aren't you? So I look for love I like the search And I'll be standing for election all across the known universe Every president gets the country she deserves And I've been seeing somebody's wife She said she'd leave him for me and I said that wasn't wise You can't lie to a liar because of all the lies | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Chords fingeringsA C D Dm E F G |