Fitter, happier, more productive Comfortable (not drinking too much) Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week) Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries At ease Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats) Bm A patient, better driver A safer car (baby smiling in back seat) Sleeping well (no bad dreams) F#/A# No paranoia Careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole) Keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then) Bm Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in wall) F#/A# Favours for favours Fond but not in love Charity standing orders On Sundays ring road supermarket (No killing moths or G#m putting boiling water on the ants) Car wash (also on Sundays) No longer afraid of the dark Or midday shadows Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate D/F# Nothing so childish At a better pace Slower and more calculated No chance of escape Now self-employed G#m Concerned (but powerless) An empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism) Will not cry in public Less chance of illness D/F# Tires that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat) A good memory Still cries at a good film Still kisses with saliva No longer empty and frantic Like a cat Tied to a stick Bm That's driven into Frozen winter shit (the ability to laugh at weakness) Calm Fitter, healthier and more productive A pig In a cage On antibiotics | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Chords fingeringsA A# D F# G#m Bm |