Dm Drag him out your window, dragging out the dead Gm Singing I miss you, snakes and ladders flip the lid Out pops the cracker, smacks you in the head, knives you in the neck A Kicks you in the teeth steel toe caps takes all your credit cards Get up get the gunge Dm Get the eggs get the flan in the face The flan in the face, the flan in the face Gm Dance you fucker, dance you fucker Don't you dare, don't you dare Don't you flan in the face A Take it with the love its given, take it with a pinch of salt Take it to the tax man Dm Let me back, let me back I promise to be good, don't look in the mirror Gm At the face you don't recognize Help me, call the doctor, put me inside A Put me inside, put me inside Put me inside, put me inside Chorus: D I keep the wolf from the door, but he calls me up G Calls me on the phone, tells me all the ways That he's gonna mess me up F#m Steal all my children if I don't pay the ransom Dmaj7 G And I'll never see them again if I squeal to the cops Walking like giant cranes and With my X-ray eyes, I strip you naked In a tight little world and are you on the list? Stepford wives, who are we to complain? Investments and dealers, investments and dealers Cold wives and mistresses Cold wives and Sunday papers City boys in first class Don't know we're born at all Just know someone else is gonna come and clean it up Born and raised for the job Someone always does Oh, I wish you'd get up Get over, get up, get over, turn your tape off Chorus: I keep the wolf from the door but he calls me up Calls me on the phone Tells me all the ways that he's gonna mess me up Steal all my children if I don't pay the ransom And I'll never see them again if I squeal to the cops So I'm just gonna... | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Chords fingeringsA D Dm Dmaj7 F#m G Gm |