Bm F#/A# A E/G# G It's these substandard motels on the la-la-la-la-la D/F# C#/F F# Corner of 4th and Fremont Street Bm F#/A# A E/G# Appealing only 'cause they're just that unappealing G D/F# C#/F F# Any practiced Catholic would cross themselves upon entering The rooms have a hint of asbestos and maybe Just a dash of formaldehyde And a habit of decomposing Right before your very la-la-la-la eyes Chorus: Bm Along with the people inside D G Em Bm Em D F# What a wonderful caricature of intimacy Bm D G Em Bm Em D F# Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy G Bm Tonight's tenants range from a lawyer and a virgin G Bm F#/A# Accessorizing with a rosary tucked inside her lingerie Em F# G A She's getting a job at the firm come Monday Em F# G F#/A# The Mrs. will stay with the cheating attorney Bm F#/A# A E/G# Moonlighting aside, she really needs his money G D/F# Em F# A wonderful caricature of intimacy Bm Yeah, yeah And not to mention the constable And his proposition for that “virgin” Yes, the one the lawyer met with On "strictly business", as he said to the Mrs Well, only hours before, after he had left She was fixing her face in a compact There was a terrible crash There was a terrible crash Between her and the badge She spilled her purse and her bag And held a purse of a different kind Chorus F# There are no G6 Bm G6 Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses Bm Em It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses F# G A At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains Em F# G F#/A# And a few more of your least favorite things Bm F#/A# A E/G# G Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses D/F# Em C# Bm It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses F#/A# A E/G# At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains G D/F# Em C# G D And a few more of your least favorite things Bm D G Em Bm Em D F# Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy Bm D G Em Bm Em D F# Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains And a few more of your least favorite things Raindrops on roses and the girls in white dresses And the sleeping with the roaches and the taking best guesses At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains And a few more of your least favorite things | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Chords fingeringsA A# C# D E Em F F# G G# G6 Bm |