A# C She was a catch We were a match A# C I was the match That would fire up her snatch A# C But there was a catch I was no match A# C I was fired from her crotch Now I'll sit around and watch A# C The mermaids sun themselves Out on the rocks A# C They are beyond our touch I watch and watch A# C Them wave at me, They wave at me A# C Dm They wave and slip Back into the sea Chorus: C A# Gm All the ones who come All the ones who go Dm Down to the water C A# Gm And all the ones who come All the ones who go Dm Down to the sea I believe in God I believe in mermaids too I believe in 72 virgins on a chain Why not? Why not? I believe in the rapture For I've seen your face On the floor of the ocean At the bottom of the rain I do Driver Alertness Course I do Husband Alertness Course I do Mermaid Alertness Course I watch them out on the rocks They wave at me, they wave at me They wave and slip back into the sea Chorus - x2 | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Chords fingeringsA# C Dm Gm |