B E B F# Wanna know the truth? Well, I wrote it down B E B F# B I got a PhD in thinkin' out loud B E B F# No book to buy, it's more like a list B E B F# B It ain't long, kinda goes like this Chorus: B E Tell it like it is, don't sugarcoat it B F# Take it to the bank so you can't blow it B E Use a little duct tape if you done broke it B F# B When it don't start, you might have to choke it B E If it gets too tall, you can just mow it B F# Ain't tall enough, sit back and grow it B E And if you gotta drawl, you best just own it B F# B So put a little "y'all" in your pipe and smoke it Can't find a barstool, just find a porch Hell, whiskey's cheaper at the liquor store When life gets you down, go buy a dog And in the end, you'll be better off Chorus: If you tell it like it is, don't sugarcoat it Take it to the bank so you can't blow it Use a little duct tape if you done broke it When it don't start, you might have to choke it If it gets too tall, you can just mow it Ain't tall enough, sit back and grow it And if you gotta drawl, you best just own it So put a little "y'all" in your pipe and smoke it B E B (Whoo, whoo) F# B Yeah, hit that for me one more time E B F# B (Whoo, whoo) [Chorus: And if it gets too tall, you can just mow it Ain't tall enough, sit back and grow it And if you gotta drawl, you best just own it So put a little "y'all" in your pipe and smoke it Smoke it Smoke it Smoke it | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Chords fingeringsB D E F# |