HARDY - THE REDNECK SONG: chords

Chorus:
 D                          G              D
Bisquick on the cast iron, dip spit on my collar
     G                      D
I'm podunk proud and I'll shout it so loud you can
  A
hear it way down in the holler
       D
I'm a redneck, I'm a redneck
      G                         D
I'll carve it in a cottonwood tree
         G                        D
With my redneck knife, yeah, the redneck life
       A              D
is the only life for me

        D
I get clear from a still
         G                     D
I drink beer, eat deer that I kill
       G                    D
A bug zapper's in my windowsill
             A
To keep the sundown skeeters at bay
         D
I catch cats with a jug
          G                    D
My truck nuts stay covered in mud
          G                     D
I chew tobacco like a cow does cud
       A
And I wouldn't have it any other way
'Cause there's

Chorus:
Bisquick on the cast iron, dip spit on my collar
I'm podunk proud and I'll shout
it so loud you can hear it way down in the holler
I'm a redneck, I'm a redneck
There's a shotgun in my shotgun seat
'Cause if it flies, it dies, yeah,
the redneck life is the only life for me

Moon Pie dessert, largemouth wall art
Earnhardt T-shirt, bought it at the Walmart
Chickens in the pen, cock-a-doodle when
the dog bark
Ain't all kin but we're somewhere in
the ballpark, and there's

Chorus:
Bisquick on the cast iron, dip spit on my collar
I'm podunk proud and I'll shout it so
loud you can hear it way down in the holler
I'm a redneck, I'm a redneck
Bury me in the back forty by my redneck wife
'Cause the redneck life is the only
life for me, yeah

 D
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of Dew
 G                        D
Mix it with a trickle of Dickel or two
      G                            D
And when the Mountain Dew and the Dickel's all gone
      A
We'll all be drunk and we'll sing this song

Chorus:
Bisquick on the cast iron, dip spit on my collar
I'm podunk proud and I'll shout it so
loud you can hear it way down in the holler
I'm a redneck, I'm a redneck
And to you I might never not be
Just a stereotype but the redneck life
is the only life for me