Elvis Presley - He's Your Uncle Not Your Dad: chords

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He's your uncle, not your dad.
          A                    B7
He's the best friend you ever had.
    C#m                    G#m      B7 C#m
So, come on, dig, dig, dig in until it hurts.
       F#m              B7
Just remember Pearl Harbour.
      C#m                        B7
(The Alamo and nothing could be worse.)

He's your favorite (hum) relative (hum).
And he needs a (hum) lot to live (hum).
So just bring, bring, bring,
everything until you bleed.
(And he'll send back what he don't need.)

Chorus:
          B7                                E
If you're not in form, ten-forty's your salvation,
        B7             E
by deprivation of temptation.
            D#7                    G#
(Darks and blondes I hear are not deductible.)
 E  G#m      C#m                F#7                B7
Oh, say, can you see if there's anything left for me?

When he calls you (hum) as he may do (hum).
Don't be frightened, (hum) red white and blue (hum).
Just be thankful you don't live in Leningrad.
He's your uncle, not your dad.

Chorus

Life has two things (hum) you can't subtract (hum)
(Death and taxes (hum) to be exact (hum).)
So just pa-pa-patriotically declare;
he's your uncle, he's your uncle, not your dad.