A F#m Fortune has me well in hand, D E armies 'wait at my command Bm E D A My gold lies in a foreign land buried deep beneath D A D E the sand The angels guide my every tread My enemies are sick or dead But all the victories I've led, haven't brought you to my bed Chorus: A F#m You see, everybody loves me, baby, D E what's the matter with you B E Wont you tell me what did I do A D A D E to offend you? Now the purest race I've bred for thee, to live in my democracy And the highest human pedigree awaits the first-born boy baby And my face on every coin engraved The anarchists are all enslaved My own flag is forever waved by grateful people I have saved Chorus: You see, everybody loves me, baby What's the matter with you? Won'tcha tell me what did I do to offend you? Now no land is beyond my claim when the land is seized in the people's name By evil men who rob and maim If war is hell, I'm not to blame! Why, you can't blame me, I'm Heaven's child I'm the second son of Mary mild And I'm twice removed from Oscar Wilde But he didn't mind, why, he just smiled Yes, and the ocean parts when I walk through and the clouds dissolve and the sky turns blue I'm held in very great value by everyone I meet but you 'Cause I've used my talents as I could I've done some bad, I've done some good I did a whole lot better than they thought I would, so, c'mon, and treat me like you should! Chorus: Because everybody loves me, baby What's the matter with you? Won’tcha tell me what did I do to offend you? Everybody loves me, baby What's the matter with you? Won’tcha tell me what did I do to offend you? Woo! Yeah! Everybody loves me, baby, what's the matter with you? Tell me what did I do to offend you! | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Chords fingeringsA D E F#m B Bm |