G C Remember when you broke up with your fucking ex? Em C God, I'm glad you've finally gotten over them G C Em Only took about a hundred million texts C G God, I swear that bitch was such a narcissist C Em Everybody knows I love you so C So, so, so much G C Em 'Cause every time they ask, I always tell Tell, tell, tell them Chorus: G C That's my fucking best friend, that's my fucking right hand Em C That's my fucking throw up in the bathroom but still love them G C That's my fucking best friend, best friend Em C That's my fucking best friend, best friend G C That's my fucking lifeline, that's my ride or die like Em C That's my fucking hate you but you know that that's a damn lie G C Baby, you're my best friend, best friend Em C Baby, you're my best friend, best friend G Baby, you're my (Ooh) Baby, you're my Made a promise that I'm gonna marry you If we're both still single by, like, thirty-two And that shit is gonna end up being true 'Cause I hate, like, everyone except for you Who else is gonna grocery shop with me at 2 A.M.? Who else will take that picture for you just to get revenge? You're just as psycho as me, just as sick inside the head So when they ask, I've always said Chorus: That's my fucking best friend, that's my fucking right hand That's my fucking throw up in the bathroom, but still love them That's my fucking best friend, best friend That's my fucking best friend, best friend That's my fucking lifeline, that's my ride or die, like That's my fucking hate you, but you know that that's a damn lie Baby, you're my best friend, best friend Baby, you're my best friend, best friend Baby, you're my— (Ooh) Baby, you're my— (Ooh) Why do you keep calling me? You're kidding What? Who? Are you kidding? (Ooh) Oh my God, oh my, no, no, no don't respond Don't respond, don't respond (Baby, you're my—) Yeah I'll be there in ten minutes | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Chords fingeringsC Em G |