C# B C# F# Who maddest one on the M1 Who hasn't stopped sucking his thumb Who very straight and never grins Who cares what car he's driving in Chorus: C# A# D# B He is because he saw it on a commercial break C# And if he doesn't get what A# D# B He wants then he'll get a headache C# A# D# B Because he wants it, needs it, almost loves it C# A# F# He's here on his own, on globe alone Who joined health club to glisten Into hi-fi precision Who mobile phone gives him the bone Who very keen on Sharon Stone Chorus: He is because he saw it on a commercial break And if he doesn't get what he wants then he gets a headache Because he needs it, wants it, almost, loves it He's here on his own, all globe alone Here on his own, all globe alo-lo-lo-lo-lone And then he says Who eats at the new brasserie Who only ever gets merry Who wouldn't be seen at bedtime Without putting Calvin Kleins on Chorus: He is because he saw it on a commercial break And if he doesn't get what he wants then gets a headache Because he needs it, wants it, almost, loves it He's here on his own, all globe alone Here on his own, all globe alone Here on his own | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Chords fingeringsA# C# D# F# B |