Blur - Colin Zeal: chords

Dm               C         Dm
Colin Zeal knows the value of
mass appeal
C        Dm           C
He's a pedestrian walker, he's a
Dm     C
civil talker
        Dm         C
He's an affable man with a
Dm           C
plausible plan
          Dm             C
Keeps his eye on the news, keeps
    Dm
his future in hand
And then he

Chorus:
Bm            G
Looks at his watch,
         F         A
he's on time yet again
Bm            G
Looks at his watch,
         F         A
he's on time yet again
      Bm              G
He's pleased with himself,
      Bm              G
he's pleased with himself
         Bm              G
He's so pleased with himself,
   A#
ah-ha

While sitting in traffic,
Colin thinks in automatic
He's an immaculate dresser,
he's your common aggressor
Colin's the modern retard
with a love of bombast
Keeps his eye on the news,
doesn't dwell on the past
And then he

Chorus

He's pleased with himself,
he's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself,
ah-ha
And then he

Chorus

He's pleased with himself,
he's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself,
ah-ha
He's pleased with himself,
he's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself,
ah-ha
He's pleased with himself,
he's pleased with himself
He's so pleased with himself,
ah-ha

Well, he's a modern retard,
he's terminal lard
He's an affable man
with a carotene tan
'Cause Colin Zeal's ill,
Colin Zeal's ill, Colin Zeal's ill
He's Colin Zeal and he knows