G It's gospel night at the strip club C G Been sleepin' in my car G D I lead the singin' service with a half-ass tuned guitar G C Brandy's singin' backup while Lonnie's tendin' bar G D G Just waitin' for more sinners to show up And Crystal just started dancin', she's always right on point She don't mind if you don't tip her as long as you slip her a joint And Patti's got an upper to get her through her shift And a downer so she can lay down with the kids Chorus: G C G Hallelujah, hallelujah C D Jesus loves the drunkards and the whores and G the queers' G C G Hallelujah, hallelujah G D G Would you recognize him if he bought you a beer Lonnie, he's a listener, he shoulda been a priest It's the same confession on a barstool or your knees He makes a mean Manhattan, but he ain't drank since '93 Does the last call benediction, then wipes the bar slate clean Chorus The same old dirty dollars keep gettin' passed around To whoever needs 'em most, and I guess that's me right now 'Cause I'm starin' at this Jackson someone laid here at my feet And that's gas in my ol' Honda and somethin' warm to eat Chorus: Hallelujah (Hallelujah), hallelujah (Hallelujah) Jesus loves the drunkards and the whores and the queers Hallelujah (Hallelujah), hallelujah (Hallelujah) He laid down a twenty and then he disappeared | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Chords fingeringsC D G |