Asus4 A Bm C#dim Put your heavy metal to the test F# Em C Might be half a love song in it all for you Asus4 A Bm C#dim Timing wise it's probably for the best F# Em Come here and kiss me now before it gets too cute Chorus: A Em Mr. Schwartz is staying strong for the crew A Em Wardrobe's lint-rolling your velveteen suit A G Smudging dubbin on your dancing shoes Gradually, it's coming into view It's like your little directorial debut As fine a time as any to deduce The fact that neither you or I has ever had a clue Chorus: Mr. Schwartz is stayin' strong for the crew Wardrobe's lint-rollin' your velveteen suit And smudgin' dubbin' on your dancin' shoes F# G#/C And if we guess who I'm pretending to be G Do we win a prize? F# G#/C Having attempted twice, both incorrectly G F# Do we get a third try? The gloved hand's reaching in to hit the switch There's not one god damn thing that you can do about this Chorus: Mr. Schwartz is havin' tea with the grips Askin' after all the wives and the kids It's at the heart of what the business is | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Chords fingeringsA Asus4 C Em F# G Bm |