D He had what you might call a trivial occupation Bm He cleaned the platforms of the local railway station Em With no romance in his life - sometimes he wished he had a wife D He read the matrimonial advertising pages Em D/F# G The cries for help from different people, different ages D/F# Em But they had nothing to say, at least not until the day, B Em A When something special he read, this is what it said Chorus: D A Em Bm Em Bm If you dream, of the girl for you, then call us and get A G D/F# D Two for the price of one A Em Bm Em Bm We're the answer, if you feel blue, so call us and get A G D/F# D Two for the price of one He called the number and a voice said, "Alice Whiting" The voice was husky and it sounded quite exciting He was amazed at his luck The purest streak of gold he'd struck He said, "I read your ad, it sounded rather thrilling I think a meeting could be mutually fulfilling Why don't we meet for a chat (Meet for a chat) The three of us in my flat? (In my flat) I can't forget what I read" This is what it said: Chorus - x2 She said, "I'm sure we must be perfect for each other And if you doubt it you'll be certain when you meet my mother" | TransposeReset Font sizeReset Chords fingeringsA D Em F# G B Bm |