Allister - None Of My Friends Are Punks: Guitar Chords

Learn to play 'None Of My Friends Are Punks' on your guitar with our detailed chord guide and lyrics. This page provides everything you need to perform this song on the guitar, including lyrics integrated with chords, chord diagrams, and a key transposer to match your vocal range.

Learn None Of My Friends Are Punks Guitar Chords and Lyrics by Allister

This section will guide you through each part of the song, providing the guitar chords placed directly above the lyrics for easy playing. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, these elements will help you perform 'None Of My Friends Are Punks' smoothly on your guitar.

For easier playing, use our Simplify Chords feature to remove difficult chords like barre.

18+
B
nooone
We got it we got it
Ok Fuck you!!

B          E           F#
None of my friends are punks
B          E           F#
None of my friends are punks

I don't know
You're tough dude
That was just funny

B            E         F#
None of my friends are punks
B            E         F#
None of my friends are punks
             B
they've got pussy corporate jobs
        E
So ill sit here like a fuck

Hey dude John's
still playing
(im so sorry)

B
None of my
E           F#
friends are punks
B
None of my
E           F#
friends are punks
           B
They could pull
some long shifts
E
whoooo

FUCK
Ready?

B            E          F#
None of my friends are punks
B            E          F#
None of my friends are punks
          B
They all work at corporate jobs
         E
While I sit here like a slob
      B          F#          B
Yeah none of my friends are punks
C#         F#          G#
All of my friends are drunks
C#         F#          G#
All of my friends are drunks
       C#
We go drinking every night
        F#
Looking to get in a fight
      C#        G#          C#
Cause all of my friends are drunks

C#
Yeah thank you
Goodnight
Guess that's a wrap
I kept laughing because
I was thinking it did
sound like you were saying
"none of my friends are drugs"
But then it said "all my
friends are drunks"
that's not funny at all
I don't understand

Chorus:
B            E         F#
None of my friends are punks
B            E         F#
None of my friends are punks
          B
They all work at corporate jobs
         E
While I sit here like a slob
      B          F#          B
Yeah none of my friends are punks

B            E         F#
None of my friends are punks
B            E         F#
None of my friends are punks
      B
They converse with upper class
         E
While I sit here on my ass
      B          F#          B
Yeah none of my friends are punks

C#         F#          G#
All of my friends are drunks
C#         F#          G#
All of my friends are drunks
      C#
We go drinking every night
        F#
Looking to get in a fight
      C#         G#          C#
Cause all of my friends are drunks

C#         F#          G#
All of my friends are drunks
C#         F#          G#
All of my friends are drunks
         C#
And they like to hum along
        F#
While I sing these shitty songs
      C#        G#          C#
cause all of my friends are drunks


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B

Guitar chord B

C#

Guitar chord C#

E

Guitar chord E

F#

Guitar chord F#

G#

Guitar chord G#

Here you can see detailed diagrams for each guitar chord used in the song. Utilize our key transposer to adjust the chords to a key that better fits your singing range. Simply select the desired key, and the chords throughout this page will update automatically, ensuring you can play and sing comfortably.

If you are also interested in learning how to play 'None Of My Friends Are Punks' on the ukulele, check out the chords on our sister site: Ukulele Chords for 'None Of My Friends Are Punks' by Allister.